Here are the situations that make you understand that and perhaps 'better to say ENOUGH poker for a while' ..
1) Go to the shops of vegetables and eventually ask if you have a little odor freeroll.
2) football games, get kicked and you think, oh well we are still in the first hour, I shot a re-buy.
3) If you think your partner is expelled a "final table .. well!".
3) You call your father "stupid fish".
4) You tell your wife that you bought piurtroppo no bread, there were only three pieces and you're
finished on the bubble.
5) The Your girlfriend tells you, "ANCORAA" .. and you answer, "are already all in ...."
6) Go to a pizzeria and when the waiter arrives with the account you say to his friend: you name it ... you're chip leader .
7) gets a 18 at the university and think, "Oh well at least I finished in the money".
9) The checker that asks you if you answer the ticket: I have a subscription. He says, "we see ... "and you
" bluff ... step "(A. Siani).
10) A friend says," I know a couple of canaries "and you say:" not enough, I have a full house of cats "(Ale e Franz).
11) Go to church and confess and ask for a HU with the priest.
12) You have more FPP that red blood cells.
13) On your PC there are several poker rooms that porn video.
14) Do you know the nicknames of all the strongest players know who is Swedish, but that child turns to home and calling you daddy.
15) Your girlfriend demands a "heads up" and you answer, "without the dealer does not go!"
16) no longer knows the way home because you are very dark.
17) Think and think back to that poker seven when you come across and which has spread ... and forget
poker tits when you were still "healthy "....
18) (and qista happened to me for real) when you see a plaque AA AK 257 in your head you see a hu AA vs AK and looking well the "257" say that shit flop
19), but especially when a relative of yours invites you to go out and you tell him "I'm tired, fold
and he says,
BUT HOW DO YOU SPEAK?
minka but facts to see from a good one!
and you shall answer
if it is a really good ... I see ... I BET.
20) BED: Him: Love (BET)
you: Be? (Call)
Him: What do you think if we do a little something (raise)
She: hmmm ..... mah ... boh (call)
him: in short, are days ... ehh (C-bet)
you: I am stressed out / rain / I have a headache / I'm tired, etc. (Re-raised all in)
him: the usual (fold. .. forced
you: maybe tomorrow (bluff shown !!!!)
21) There is a speed camera back in town ..
But I do not slow down in front of this.
My girlfriend tells me, what are you doing? There is the camera ..
because I think that I be active .. but only to scare the drivers
say "I'm a raise of my speed to expose the bluff of the municipal police .."
If I get a fine I'm right ...
22) ... you think the city should be suited with shoes
23) ... you say the evening was a FLOP and you say "Al TURN and the RIVER What is left? "
24) ... open the piggy bank and you think there is a need CHIP RACE
25) ... you wonder if 7 and 8 of Ficarra and Picone were off or suited
26) playing ... Shemin FOLD 7:02 because these cards do not have to go
27) ... before you leave your mother tells you to "Cover up!" and you think you are a Small Blind
28) ... open your wallet and you think you SHORT
29) ... go to the cinema and pay 7 € while you wonder how the FEE
30) ... when you buy the phone for charging you think you're doing Rebuy to details
31) ... Watching TV and think when you see the advertising Zannelli Swiffer
32) ... then make the publicity of detergent AJAX and think about what that idiot Peppe Lanzetta
crazy about Ace and Jack!
33) ... get a 2 of spades and you think you are in DRAW color
34) ... see on the street a boy she knew in an association and cry PLAYER OUT knowing that only he will turn !
35) I heard about Crown 'if you think of Hector and Paris
)........... 36 Your wife asks you to sit at the table for dinner and you say: Put me SIT OUT
37) ... every time I go see a Daihatsu the street think of the painter
38) ... go to a pizzeria and circles on the paper to see where you have to sit
39) calls a ... friend at home and they answer that it is "just out" and you wonder if the opponent has Sculati or made a skull!
)............ 40 See the dance of the All Blacks and think MANCUSO
)............. 41 they ask you how are you and answer are atoms
42 )........ (Successomi really) get home at 4:20 in the morning your wife wakes up and asks what happened, you say: "I left 16 °", and she: "MA STATTE HOME "
43) pretend to win a prize at x does not make you say STATTE HOME!
from your wife (ex to be truly credible buy good great best by ki won them really)
44) ... a friend tells you to win € 1000 to Scratch and you think "Oh well now control about officialpokerranking.com"
45) ... before your cell was filled with messages of girls and now receive only messages of Gerard!
46) ... when you hear the usual "tournament Sunday" think of the Sunday Million
47) think that the reserve goalkeeper CECH is called RAISE
48) if your mother has just the color you tell her to be careful that can fuck with full
49) are out with a big pussy .... and yet you have the heads of others who are doing a tournament and you will not make it to arrive within the Level 4
50) if you die every time a relative to have the excuse not to go out with friends and go play ....(
51) - do you as a friend of mine to make his wife happy every time he comes home leaves from 50 to 100 euro .. and he tells her. .
also love tonight I won!
52) ... a gypsy asks if you can "read the hand" and you think a hint of a smile "could not have unreadable when the game "
53) ... fighters make you a fine and when asked" Have you anything to declare " you answer "No, who speaks for the first bet!"
54) - Get in a poultry house .... and think it's a new place PIP
55 )........ Enter the Catacombs of the Capuchins and think, "How Mixxx played sti SKULLS"
56) ... if not every day you open the forum to see minke you write ..
is now required to be at least 30 minutes a day .. altriemnti risks of not sleeping at night
57 )....... Your wife asks you to call your daughter and you say 'Yes' I CALLA "
58) - Kiama perk if you are already 'ready to eat .... and yes now you're writing on the forum added perk, or you're doing a sit
59) if you get the bill in pizza and watch "Tapping"!
60) ... if you are bankrupt and can not get a game online and kiedi:
pass me 5 $......
61) but you already know that there is the friend that you cash them go ....
62) ... exactly ... perk if you can not pay you gave your credit card to his girlfriend ... so as not to fail ..
63) if you walk down the street with a laptop open because you're in a tournament bubble online that had started 6 hours earlier, but you are late to the tournament and the PIP can not give up either!
64) ... first rang the alarm of texting and ran to take the phone in fear that it would take your wife and read "Lunch Love? If you want to Find me, find the dessert, my husband went out." Now
rings and remains unmoved. So even if your wife reads the posts starting with: Tonight, at 21:30 tournament at the Garden of the Muses; buy-in € 50 + 5 .....
65) When, after an evening of Texas come home and find the door closed and to spend the night in the landing (maybe you ask my wife was pissed ???????)
66) When you realize you have the phone numbers of wives and girlfriends of players on Friday evening is a blow job and is worth much more than an all in
67) When assigning the seats, and already see your dealer "Preferred" to your table, you already know that your tournament is like a storm and take in the ass is a flash
68 - JOKER when it coincides in your conscious (and Unconscious) WITH THE NAME .. Mat type ..... deck in poker, there are two mattei ....
69 )........ If in your wallet, the card associations have become more 'of your credit cards
70) ....... If Wednesday, March 19 instead of staying home to celebrate Father's Day, you've already joined the PA-LasVegas
71) If it is a week that you think f ** k your wife or invent to justify that the Sabbath before Easter are not going to eat lunch at home because there's mother-in-law of the tournament by Gherardo. Ach!
72) If the returning dawn .... fucked your wife who wants to explain, answer "all played tight! "
73) ... if you have a Christmas lunch yours, and after a drink they ask you where you should sit at the table and candidly, "You dad on the button, you mom SB, BB you dear sister, rest in no particular order ..... and I cutoff
74) ... if you sometimes that can happen is the paranoia of the police raid and maybe stay home. But then reassure you imagine the scene. You in the courts, which escapes from the tray CardPlayer and exclaims: "Do not say shit, Phil Helmut won 11 WSOP bracelets and 10, including 3 consecutive in the same edition of 1993, April 16 to 28. Incomparable! "
75. If at all they call you at work OLINDO (ALL IN DO)
76. .... In the Bank ... If a customer wants out of the account and you replied that the rebuy is not 'allowed.
77 ).... if they are not your strongholds. That is, once there was a pharmacist, was a dentist, was the architect .... and these were serious ones.
Then there were those who were playing cards
79) before going to the tournament if you are looking for the usual T-shirt lucky and mountains a tragedy because you realize that it is a wash.
80) ... if you call the friends of poker with that nickname in the poker room and forum
81) ... if all those that make you furious down the street or at work are automatically categorized as SKULLS
82) ... if you go to bed before you go to PokerStars and FullTilt to see if there is any amio who needs cheering to get In The Money
83) the other day walking in the bike at the Foro Italico a fish cuts in front of me, time to suck out gray .., flop and fall into a mud messy.
Quickly do a check of the clothes and I realize I'm all draw. Not only that, in the fall care my ace in the boards and a bloody river flooded my pants.
painful as ever, I get close to a calling station to call home but I needed the coin flip.
Without a Cowboy, in fact they were two, (KK) one of these sfolda me and says, "but who sewed raise facist?" I say, "You guys make me have no bankroll Callare home?" Meanwhile, a patrol of American Airlines comes to speed and "STRAAIGGHT .." leaves me in a scary braking early position. And I cry, "but you're all blinds! No, just big blinds! ".
The dealer gets out and patrol with his hand in the gunshot draw a bubble chewing threw me on the ground and I turn my face into the floor. All
muck coming out of my nose and bloody from head I do not understand what is happening. I release from the dealer and as a runner runner rabbit hunting me give it to her legs.
I find a pot where I can hide, but as you know, at the Foro Italico, is full of queens (many of color). Tranquilizzano me, I say, "ohh pocket card .. but you have done! ".
Everything rebuy calms me. Start to showdown and take care of my ace .. all the attention I have given a sense of well being and ... my ace ... less painful .. is a long shot.
The sadness of my late position I did not realize that the queens were all JACK PASSIVE ...
84) you have to buy cigarettes or pay the cost as they throw the cloves cips ....
85) You have to marry, and at night you do the following recurrent dream: before the altar in the fateful moment, instead of "you do" you say "the call" ...
86) qunado the street does not call you by your name but your nickname
